Sarcastic teenaged sister of Bowie


Despite long, dark hair made greasy from frying fishcakes all day and a complexion to match, the younger sister of Bowie is considered a great beauty by her brother. The more outgoing and self-confident he has been throughout their lives, however, the more introverted and sarcastic she has become. Korvosa sucks. High Bridge sucks. Selling fishcakes sucks. Everything except her boyfriend Jagov sucks, generally. He has horns and he gave her a tattoo and she doesn’t care what mom and dad say, they are totally going to get married.

Also, Bowie is stupid.


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